Alright guys. Real talk time.

Hey friends, if I may be so bold as to call you that, it’s Mulan here. If you didn’t already figure it out my name isn’t actually Mulan, but ya know…I’m Chinese and proud so….

Please please please love my blog! Share it with your friends and have their friends share it with their friends…sorry if this blog bores you to death, but I’ll try to keep this interesting. As you can see…I have NO life and therefore have A LOT of free time on my hands.

THINGS I AM NOT:
1) smart – I am probably the stupidest Asian you will ever meet (if you were to meet me)
2) bold (see what I did there) – if I was bold, I would be hiding behind all this fake shit.
3) cool – I am definitely the least cool person you know.
4) kind – I am not going to pretend I am a saint. I’m probably a sick joke placed here by someone because they thought it would be funny to put a socially awkward, idiotic, crazy, ugly Asian girl on the planet.
4) humble – I’ll be honest. I’m getting pretty bad grades. NO BIG DEAL.

Love,
Mulan

OUT

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